RED FLAG FROGGER

Cross the dating highway without getting flattened by love bombers, crypto bros, suspiciously married people, toxic exes, and anybody whose profile says “no drama” in all capital letters.

Score 0

Lives 3

Level 1

Safe Dates 0 / 5

Time 60

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Red Flag Frogger

Get across five lanes of romantic disaster. Reach all five safe dates before your standards, patience, or credit score run out.

How to Survive Dating

Use the arrow keys, WASD, or the phone buttons. Every trip to the top lands one apparently safe date. Fill all five spaces to clear the level.

💣 Love Bomber
Says “soulmate” before learning your last name.

📈 Crypto Bro
His entire retirement plan is a screenshot.

💍 Technically Married
“Separated” since breakfast.

📱 Toxic Ex
Has 47 unread messages and all of them are yours.

🚩 No Drama
Arrives carrying enough drama for three seasons.

Top Survivors

Nobody has survived long enough to brag yet.